I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
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Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
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Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I fill condoms, not promises.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?