You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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