im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
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she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
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He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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