Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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