Everything about him screamed your future.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
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I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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