Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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