You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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