unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
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Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
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Do I have a choice?
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize