Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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