I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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