do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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