i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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