She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
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He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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