Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
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I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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