normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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