Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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