you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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