Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
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This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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