We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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