Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
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Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
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lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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