I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
My dick has a subreddit
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I deserve this hangover.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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