He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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