I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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