if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
just tell him i said nine months
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
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