it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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