So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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