Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Randomize