Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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