We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
