just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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