He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
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She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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