Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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