I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
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I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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