Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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