You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
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at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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