no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
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He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
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I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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