Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
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Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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