Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize
