But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
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I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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