Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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