Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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