Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
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I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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