and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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