i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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