I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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