Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
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I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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