He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
where are my eyebrows?
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