I'm really into asian looking animals
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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