Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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