In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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