matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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