Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
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My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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