I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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