D3 body, D1 cock
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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