dude i'm inner monologue high
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Randomize
