yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
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WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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