Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
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Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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