I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
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P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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