READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
i need some magic done to my vagina
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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